We Don't Swear Because We're Good Boys

by Contramusica

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about

The debut album by grindcore/goregrind duo Contramusica (Latin for "anti-music"), this is probably the most straight forward and insane grindcore album to ever be on this label. The titles are incredibly dumb, the lyrics are unintelligible and literally do not exist (Seriously, the lyrics were made up on the spot and aren't actually words), everything was improvised on the spot and is very repetitive. The final track "Embracing The Stereotype" is 0 seconds long and 40 milliseconds long, perhaps the shortest song in existence, and Nolan literally coughed into the microphone for the vocal track. The album cover is built on top of the original cover of QP Demo '16 by Quality Pollution (Which is yet to come, be patient). So yeah, this album is horrid. Enjoy at your own discretion, and no song titles should be taken literally and/or serious.

credits

released December 23, 2015

Nolan Baldwin: Drums, Vocals
Jared Waldron: Guitars, Mixing

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about

Mewtang Recordings

Indie label from California. Owned by Nolan Baldwin, all the music on this label is for free and not for sale or re-sale. If you wish to use a song on any of these albums, please contact Mewtang Recordings.

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Track Name: Mess With My Band And I Will Catch Ebola And Then Cough Directly Into Your Mouth
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: Regurgitated Alphabet Soup Used To Re-Create The Bill of Rights
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: White People Smell Like Jimmy Buffett
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: Using Triggers To Play Grindcore About Triggering Feminists
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: Grindcore Is Very Scary
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: Exhuming Pot Smoke At An Exasperating Rate
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: Technical Words Used In Song Titles So We Seem At Least Slightly Knowledgable
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: Gargling Diarrhea For Covering Exhumed Songs
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: Go To School Plastered
Jazz, Jazz, Jehahfeafgrh.
Track Name: Our Music Is Terrible
Rwjkhrw *cough* no

*cough*

Fjriowhgjkj

Vocals

At this point I'm just screwing around cause I don't really care about this album, it's trash anyway.

Ihrwjggo, fjrwiohpj, gjrwihnogori. Hahaha.
Track Name: Offend Everything That Breathes
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: Obliterated Nightmares in F#
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: Melaphobic Onomatopoeic Supercalifragilisticexpialidoshizz
Not gonna take, no, we ain't gonna take it.

HGJRLAJOEGIHNKPJOGINLAKGJGANK.

Ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem.
Track Name: God Isn't Dead, He's Our Vocalist
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: WHO UP CLICC LIK!
JHEJKAAOG-Ahem, take seven.
Track Name: F Before U Except After C And K
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: 9/11 In Your Toaster
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: Satan's Wrath and Canker Sores Are Pretty Much The Same Thing
HUIJEALKJGHEJAKGLEJALGKJ Huh hah everything.

I spit on my screen.
Track Name: I Kidnapped Anthony Fantano and Forcefed Him Cheeseburgers
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: I Hate Music
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: Gentle Mutilation
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: Defecation of Character
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: Morally Wounded
[no intelligible lyrics could be found]
Track Name: Embracing The Stereotype
*cough*